Fun with the chairs
In the economic and financial committee while reading aloud letters given together with flowers something worth mentioning happened! A delegate offered to the chair 75 dollars in order to go on a date...
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BREAKING: Three Ministers Assasinated in Iraq
BAGHDAD 12:33 AM — The Minister of Defense, Foreign Minister and Minister of Public Affairs were killed by furious Iranian president Farhad. Farhad broke into the cabinet door with a large group of...
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Kuwaiting for Change
Change, they’re waiting for you! Spotted in World Conference for Women, and perfectly fitting since the delegates eagerly await to pass working papers regarding women empowerment, as blocs profess to...
View ArticleSecurity Council Moderator: “This is not a GA”
Conflict and tension in the United Nations Security Council has forced debate moderators to step in and keep the peace. The committee has splintered into three blocs, one led by the Russians and the...
View ArticleUpdate: Germany has Broken Away
Update: Germany has decided to submit their own resolution in the UNHCR after breaking the trust of several delegations when merging two draft resolutions. The other blocs that Germany left behind have...
View ArticleWe have a ‘Thriller’ in the HCR
Michael Jackson impersonator has been spotted at the committee for High Commissioners for Refugees. Passing notes with distinct Jackson-esque style, this Prince of Pagers is one to watch. Watch this...
View ArticleThe Countdown: Will the US and Soviets Prevent World War Three?
1962: Upon walking into the conference room, a large countdown states that there are ten days left. Ten days remain before Soviet ships reach the United States’ blockade on water near Cuban territory....
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Update: Further Dissent from Sunnis in Iraq
CNN continues active coverage on the dynamic and alarming situation in Iraq. BAGHDAD 1:19 AM — A felucian woman entered the Iraqi committee and forced all of the ministers to rise in her presence. The...
View ArticleAnother Issue, Another Resolution
Yet another committee, in this case the UN Conference concerning Environment and Development, is diving into debate, as two resolutions have been presented. Both resolutions should are important, but...
View ArticleA Peek into the World Bank’s Agenda Book
WASHINGTON –Two floors above the immediate crises happening in the Specialized Agencies, the World Bank is planning long term. The Assignment: Decrease world poverty by 3% Due Date: 2030 The World...
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